Isn't that a song from Frank Black's Teenager of the Year? "Whatever Happened to Dong"?
That's Pong, dear. Whatever happened to Pong.
Damn, now I have to go put that on.
I *know*! Where is Dong? I check his site about 14,000 times a day. He probably thinks his readership has increased in his absence just because of my obsessive checking.
Maud, I think you may be on to something...